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Lincoln: I really want to play with Clyde today. [coughs]. I can and I will. [sneezes]

Rita: (feels Lincoln's warm forehead) No you won't.

Lincoln: (in shock) What!?

Rita: It's my opinion as your mother that you have a fever which means you are sick which means you are going back to bed.

Lincoln: [sneezes] [coughs]

Rita: I have patients to help.

Lynn Sr: And I have customers to feed.

Lincoln: So who will [sneezes] take care of me.

Lori: I literally will.

Rita: Thanks Lori.

Rita and Lynn Sr leave for work.

Lori: This is literally bad news. Lincoln has the flu.

Lana: And a runny nose.

Leni: (in sympathy) Poor Linky. No wonder he's sick.

Lola heats up chicken noodle soup and makes a get well soon card.

Lola: Here is some soup, orange juice, water, and grahm crackers.

Lola: And I also made you a get well soon card.

Lincoln: That's so sweet of you Lola.

Lincoln eats his lunch and reads the card.

Lynn Jr: I also feel bad for you Lincoln. And you aren't bad luck after all.

Lisa: (C.A.T scans Lincoln from head to toe) A virus is infecting Lincoln's body.

Leni: Is that stuff what I think it is?

Luan: It's snot.

Leni: (confused) It's not what?

Luan: Not what Leni. Snot.

Everyone except Luan, Lana, Lynn Sr, Rita, and Lily: Luan. Yuck.

Leni: We need a doctor.

Lori You're right Leni. We do.

Lisa: I can help.

Lisa puts on her doctor costume and grabs her doctor bag.

Lisa: Good afternoon elder brother. What seems to be the issue?

Lincoln: I [sneezes] am sick.

Lisa listens to Lincoln's heart.

Lisa: Well, at least your heartbeat is normal.

Lisa listens to Lincoln's tummy.

Lisa: Oh dear. You have a tummyache.

Lisa checks Lincoln's spine.

Lisa: Spine is in good shape.

Lisa: Now take deep breaths.

Lincoln: [inhales and exhales deeply]

Lisa: Breathing is OK.

Lisa checks Lincoln's reflexes.

Lisa: Reflexes are also normal.

Lisa checks Lincoln's eyes.

Lisa: Can you read these animals please?

Lincoln: Weasel, baboon, cat, dog, monkey, dolphin, elephant, giraffe, frog, owl, eagle, lemur, cow, chicken, horse, pig, duck, goose, swan, skunk, bandicoot, koala, kangaroo, wombat, walrus, penguin, polar bear, panda, lion, zebra, tiger, parrot, bear, raccoon, fox, coyote, jaguar, cheetah, leopard, dragon, pangolin, mouse, wolf, yak, hippopotamus, rhinoceros, rooster, whale, shark, seal, and flamingo.

Lisa: Good eyesight.

Lisa checks Lincoln's ears.

Lisa: Your ears are fine too. No inflammation.

Lisa: Lincoln. I need you to open your mouth wide, stick out your tongue, and say ahh.

Lincoln: (opening his mouth and sticking out his tongue) Ahh.

Lisa shines a flashlight into Lincoln's open mouth.

Lisa: Throat is sore.

Lisa grabs her get well soon formula and fills a tiny cup with a little of it.

Lisa walks back to Lincoln's room.

Lisa: Open wide please.

Lincoln drinks the formula out of the tiny cup.

Lisa: How do you feel now Lincoln?

Lincoln: I feel better.

Rita and Lynn Sr: (arriving home) How is Lincoln doing?

Lisa: Better.

Rita: Oh good.

Lily: [babbles]

Leni: [cries tears of joy] Thank you Lisa for helping Linky feel better.

Lisa: You're welcome second-eldest sister.

The End

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